Your Mid-Week Guide To DVD And Streaming: Jeremy Renner Eats Matt Damon’s...
Why are all the extras pooping in their pants?We’re getting closer to Christmas, and Hollywood has something for everyone to stuff in their stocking this week, assuming everyone wants The Bourne...
View ArticleYour Mid-Week Guide To DVD And Streaming: Clint Eastwood Has Total Recall Of...
I bet that jacket is super noisy.Well friends, it’s an absolutely crazy time for new DVDs. With both Christmas and New Year’s Day falling on Tuesdays, the whole Tuesday release schedule has been...
View ArticleYour Mid-Week Guide To DVD And Streaming: Check Out Judge Dredd’s Frankenweenie
Not Pictured: His Frankenweenie. Sorry. I guess that headline’s a little misleading.It’s a new year, and there’s plenty of new DVDs to discuss. Yes there’s Dredd and Frankenweenie, but there’s so much...
View ArticleYour Mid-Week Guide To DVD And Streaming: Taken 2 Rome With Love
Liam Neeson’s pretty uptight about head-related safety these days.There’s not a whole lot of really exceptional DVDs this week, but at least there’s some variety. If Taken 2 isn’t your thing, there’s...
View ArticleYour Mid-Week Guide To DVD And Streaming: For A Good Time, Call The Paperboy
Guess which one’s an Oscar winnerWith lots of new films hitting DVD today, there’s something for every discerning fan of cinema. Besides The Paperboy (pictured above) we’ve got new films with Jake...
View ArticleYour Mid-Week Guide To DVD And Streaming: Paranormal Activity At Hotel...
Silent dog farts are THE WORST.If you’ve read the headline, you know this week sees the DVD releases of both Hotel Transylvania as well as the latest Paranormal Activity flick, Paranormal Activity 4....
View ArticleYour Mid-Week Guide To DVD And Streaming: Alex Cross Is So Undercover
Tyler Perry as Alex Cross as Denzel Washington in Flight. I told you he was so undercover.I can’t sugarcoat it: this is a terrible week for new DVDs. Besides Alex Cross and Flight (which, to be fair,...
View ArticleYour Mid-Week Guide To DVD And Streaming: The Perks Of Being James Bond
The crotch bulge is from his knuckles, you pervert.Good news! After last week’s abysmal releases, this week we’ve actually got some decent flicks hitting DVD. Besides Skyfall, there’s The Sessions and...
View ArticleYour Mid-Week Guide To DVD And Streaming: Affleck Shrugged
“So this one’s called the ‘glass-bottom boat’…”Howdy friends! The big DVD this week is Argo, but we’ve got plenty to discuss beyond Ben Affleck and his striking resemblance to that guy from Die Hard....
View ArticleYour Mid-Week Guide To DVD And Streaming: Getting Freaky Deaky With The Master
Not the master of being considerate enough to shut the screen door and keep the bugs out, I guess.Not a lot is going on this week with major Hollywood DVD releases, but at least what little there is...
View ArticleYour Mid-Week Guide To DVD And Streaming: A Dark Truth About Red Dawn
Red Dawn: Because nothing says entertainment like disgruntled emo kids with guns!That’s right, the awful and awfully unnecessary Red Dawn remake is out on DVD today, but it isn’t alone. We’ve also got...
View ArticleYour Mid-Week Guide To DVD And Streaming: This Must Be The Life Of Pi
A little man in a boat just above a gaping pussy. Anatomical symbolism at its most literal.Today’s new DVDs are a fantastic assortment of films that run the gamut from the Oscar-winning Life Of Pi all...
View ArticleYour Mid-Week Guide To DVD And Streaming: Zero Dark Thirty – An Unexpected...
A member of SEAL Team Six discovers that bin Laden’s pubes were left everywhere in that house.It’s a big week for DVD releases as a bunch of the holiday season heavy hitters are now available for your...
View ArticleYour Mid-Week Guide To DVD And Streaming: Bill Murray Eats A Hot Dog & Gets A...
Bill Murray as FDR playing water polio.I’ll give it to you straight: the only new DVD this week you’ve heard of is Hyde Park On Hudson, the movie in which Bill Murray plays Franklin Delano Roosevelt,...
View ArticleYour Mid-Week Guide To DVD & Streaming: Chris Kattan Unchained
For once they managed to line up the names with the faces.It’s another week without much going on in DVD land, but at least we’ve got Django Unchained hitting DVD today, and obviously I’m excited about...
View ArticleYour Mid-Week Guide To DVD And Streaming: Jennifer Lawrence Is Young And Wild
You’re looking for camel toe when you should be admiring the sweet PT Cruiser with New Jersey vanity plates.Today’s Tuesday and you know what that means: new DVDs! For this week’s top pick we’ve got...
View ArticleYour Mid-Week Guide To DVD And Streaming: Jack, Stoker, And A Bunch Of...
He’s looking at the list of this week’s new DVDs.Your Mid-Week Guide To DVD And Streaming is back, and just in time to run down one of the worst weeks for DVD releases in recent memory. We’ve got...
View ArticleYour Mid-Week Guide To DVD And Streaming: The Really Disappointing Burt...
This is a huge week for movies that I’ll probably be mentioning toward the end of the year in a certain feature that calls out certain films for sucking a certain amount, because you can now purchase...
View ArticleYour Mid-Week Guide To DVD And Streaming: ’6 Souls’ Leads A Really Slow Week
Once again, my dear friend Morton Salt is away from his desk with more pressing matters – his car is rolling down a hill and he’s running after it in just a bath towel – so I’m here to let you know...
View ArticleYour Mid-Week Guide To DVD And Streaming: Tyler Perry’s ‘Temptation’ Will...
“Everyone pretend like the girl from the sex tape isn’t here, okay?”Oh my goodness, I am so late to the party with this week’s batch of new DVDs and Blu Rays, and I apologize for that. I was distracted...
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